Opening Day!

Putting aside my treasured pessimism and snarkyness for a moment, it is opening day at Fenway Park. Spring is FINALLY here, and we can put that horrible weekend series with the Blue Jays (aka Team Third Place) behind us and move on. And while we're on the subject of forgetting horrible events in history, the first pitch will be thrown by...

*drumroll please*

Bill Buckner!

I don't know what's more surprising: that or the fact that the Tigers are somehow 0-6.